Thursday, November 11, 2010

Song 4: I Kissed a Prof

(To the tune of I Kissed a Girl)

Your office was not what I planned
Lost my direction
I got so brave, books in hand
Screw all discretion
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
Hope it does not come to
The dean’s attention

I kissed a prof and I liked it
The feel of his soft tweed jacket
I kissed a prof just to try it
I hope that the dean don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Hope I’m not expelled tonight
I kissed a prof and I liked it
I liked it

No, I’m not even in your class
It doesn't matter
Not doing this just for a pass
Just student nature
It's not what, good girls do
Not how they should behave
Uni rules get me so confused
Hard to obey

I kissed a prof and I liked it
The feel of his soft tweed jacket
I kissed a prof just to try it
I hope that the dean don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Hope I’m not expelled tonight
I kissed a prof and I liked it
I liked it

Those profs they are so knowledgeable
So smart, dorky, so kissable
Elbow patches so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent

I kissed a prof and I liked it
The feel of his soft tweed jacket
I kissed a prof just to try it
I hope that the dean don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Hope I’m not expelled tonight
I kissed a prof and I liked it
I liked it

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Paranoia: A Tale in Pictures

2:12pm - Watching TV. Don't worry, it's not Glee.
2:13pm - Wait...

2:13pm - Oh no...

2:13pm - Oh, HELL no...!

2:14pm

2:15pm

2:16pm

2:18pm

2:19pm - I think foil really brings out my eyes.

2:20pm - Better hide under my safety table.

2:23pm

2:29pm

2:30pm

2:35pm - Still not feeling very safe.

2:35pm - Hmm...

2:36pm - I know...

2:36pm - ...Jesus will save me!

2:37pm - Don't hurt me, I have Jesus!

2:38pm

2:38pm - Bored now.

2:44pm - Sigh.

2:57pm - I dreamt of girabbits.

3:06pm - I was either hoping to find a watch there, or 
I am really fascinated with my wrist.

3:07pm - Blah.

3:09pm

3:10pm - Where ARE they?

3:10pm

3:10pm

3:11pm

3:11pm

3:11pm - Missed.

3:12pm - Back to TV. Still not watching Glee.


I wish I hadn't crumpled up the hat. I had to make another one the next day.