I can't find it!
Yes please!
Either they are real and Jesus used them as a means of transport, or they're fake and the CIA made them up.
They may be microwaves, but at least they're not purple.
As a giraffe fan, I find this disheartening.
"Damn it, man, I'm an astronaut not a fish inspector."
The end is nigh.
What else do they have to do all day?
"Whee!"
Numbers are sexy.
Jesus is my magical homeboy who's kind of a jerk.
Return of the Jedi: Under the Sea Edition.
The evil, godlike utensils of Satan.
Beware.
I'm getting hungry.
This has been helpful.
The dark is scary.
But dragons are scarier.
They really are. (If you're a professor I don't mean you, I mean those other professors...)
I've always wanted a Canadian to call my own.
First they make fun of us, then they pretend to be us.
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