From: Anastasia
Date: July 28, 2015
Subject: Night Vale
Sorry I have not written in a while, but I have
been pretty busy the past few years with things like grad school, job hunting,
Santeria, Netflix, making somebody love me, looking up pictures of baby
giraffes, and for one brief moment considering getting into quiling but
eventually deciding against it. Lately, I've been listening to a neat podcast
called Welcome to Night Vale. I don't know if you've ever heard it, but there
is a character on there named Carlos and he immediately reminded me of your
existence. Based on Carlos' description in this neat podcast I think you'd look
like him if you just wore a lab coat, grew out your hair, and looked completely
different in every single way.
I am thinking of starting my own podcast about
life in Canada and the delicate art of warming an igloo. Would you like to be a
voice actor on it? I hope not, because I already have someone in mind. But if
he falls through, I have two other backup people in mind. If you have igloo
warming experience and are interested in writing for my podcast, let me know by
whispering into a tapped phone. And if you have baby giraffe pictures, send
them. SEND THEM AT ONCE
From: Anastasia
Date: September 3, 2015
Subject: Psychics
I had an interesting encounter with a psychic
today. She said "Would you like your future read?" and I said
"No, thank you." and then she said "Ok have a nice day."
I am not sure if I believe in the whole fate
ordeal. I mean, I know we were clearly always meant to be the good friends that
we are now, but other than that I'd like to think we create our own futures.
Sad, disappointing futures.
From: Anastasia
Date: September 3, 2015
Subject: Bucket List
Wooden
Metal
Plastic
Ceremonial
Mop
Excavator
Pail
From: Anastasia
Date: October 21, 2015
Subject: Note
I went by your office the other day and left a
post-it note on your door. I did not leave an actual note on the post-it note
because I feel that we understand each other in such a way, that words are not
necessary. Feel free to use the post-it note to write your own note on it, or
keep it as a comforting reminder that I occasionally come to your door and
press my ear against it to listen to you breathing, then quietly leave without
alerting you to my presence. On Tuesdays, weather permitting, I also watch you
from the shadows as you walk to class. You have an excellent gait - but I'm
sure you hear that all the time.
From: Anastasia
Date: January 16, 2016
Subject: Poke
I messaged my friend on facebook
the other day and he did not reply so I "poked" him. He still has not
replied but he has "poked" me back. So now I have to find out where
he lives and go to his house. The only problem is, I am not sure which small
dead animal to leave on his doorstep. Birds signify love. Mice signify
friendship. A squirrel means you are ready to become that crime fighting duo
you always talked about. But which one would signify "hey I see you have
been active on FB but have not replied to me. Is everything ok? Maybe when you
have some time we can go for brinner and talk about what bastards our last
employer was, am I right? Haha. Anyway, thinking of you. Give me a shout when
you can. K bye."?
From: Him
Subject: Re: Poke
Date: January 16, 2016
I do not wish to have any contact, now or in the
future. If you try to contact me, I will consider it harassment and take legal
action.
From: Anastasia
Subject: Re: Poke
Date: January 22, 2016
I am unfamiliar with that type of animal…