Friday, February 26, 2010

Infinitus est numerus stultorum.

(This is taken from an old blog I used to have. If any of you wonderful RHP people are reading, you might remember it.)

It all happened so quickly, he came out of nowhere. I was unprepared. Stupidity pierced right through my shields of logic as if they were nothing. It amazes me how even in the face of common sense idiocy is bravely stood by. I am defeated. Broken. Reduced to nothing but a weeping child, beating my own head against my computer and hoping against hope that either the computer or my brain sustains enough damage that it will save me from having have to read the replies that defy all laws of reason and reality. Why did I not fall back whilst I still had the chance? Why did I engage in the first place? It must have been the Devil that convinced me to enter this battle of the words that left me empty and hollow with nothing but a desire to gouge my own eyes out so I will no longer have to see my words get mutilated and twisted beyond any recognition before they are thrown back into my already battered face. I die a little with every one of his posts, spawned out of some sort of alternate, warped universe unbeknownst to men. And just when I thought it could not possibly get any worse, he somehow manages to concoct something that proves me wrong. As I sit here, unsure of whether I should laugh, cry, or just get it over with and kill myself, he delivers the final blow. Any last ounce of hope I had left to save myself was completely crushed by the unstoppable force of doltishness from the other side.

Now I know why Jesus wept.

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Let this be a lesson to all – only fools argue with fools. If you ever get the urge to argue online, don’t. Just don’t. Don’t let their whirlpool of idiocy suck you into the deepest and darkest abyss of stupidity, from whence no man returns quite the same.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Art 1: Budgie


Date: January 2003
Medium: Pencil
Size ~ 12 x 18

Found some old drawings of mine and realized that I wasn't completely terrible so I decided to try my hand at drawing people. Bought a "how to" book yesterday. We'll see how that goes...


I'll be posting some more of my art later. Some of it good, some of it bad, some of it I-wish-I-could-spork-my-own-eyes-out terrible.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Commandments, If I Wrote the


1) Thou shalt not consider the year 2000 as the start of the new millennium.
2) Thou shalt not wear crocs because thou thinkest they are comfortable.
3) Thou shalt not regard something without a meter as poetry, even if it rhymes.
4) Thou shalt not repeat everything five times in an academic paper.
5) Thou shalt not believe Disney turns kids into little racists.
6) Thou shalt not think anyone who uses a rare word is being pedantic.
7) Thou shalt not view Latin as a useless dead language.
8) Thou shalt not think pajamas are appropriate school attire.
9) Thou shalt not consider a urinal to be a great piece of Modern “Art”.
10) Thou shalt not try converting others to thine own religion.
11) Thou shalt not celebrate mediocrity.
12) Thou shalt not think an Arts degree has no value.
13) Thou shalt not greet anyone with “ ‘sup”.
14) Thou shalt not ignore rules of spelling, grammar, and punctuation.
15) Thou shalt not blame McDonald’s for being fat.
16) Thou shalt not be redundant in an academic paper.
17) Thou shalt not believe the opinions of experts are beyond question.
18) Thou shalt not be easily offended.
19) Thou shalt not regard every nice act or compliment as “sucking up”.
20) Thou shalt not play World of Warcraft.
21) Thou shalt read this blog.

Anything thou would likest to add?

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Anastasia, A Day in the Life of

Tuesday, February 9, 2010:
6:57am – alarm rings, hit snooze
7:01 – hit snooze
7:05 – hit snooze
7:09 – annoyed, turned off alarm all together
8:22 – got up
8:24 – shower
8:29 – got creeped out by rubber duck staring at me
8:50 – got out, got dressed & did my hair
9:09 – food
9:18 – tea!
9:22 – checked facebook “for five minutes”
10:31 – logged out of facebook
10:32 – started studying for midterm on Friday
10:33 – got bored of studying
10:34 – argued on the internet
11:22 – brushed teeth
11:24 – eyeliner and mascara
11:26 – rushed to bus stop
11:28 – commuted to uni
12:03pm – got there early, chatted with friends and classmates outside of class
12:30 – Sociology 333
1:50 – to the bus stop, away!
1:59 – commuted home
2:40 – food
2:50 – tea!
2:55 – cyber stalked
3:48 – tried studying again
4:08 – got bored again
4:09 – watched AMV Hell on youtube (it’s like porn, but better)
4:52 – drew a girabbit (cute!)
5:00 – went back to the internet argument from this morning (I can’t let them win, this is IMPORTANT)
6:16 – played some online chess
6:33 – attempt at studying #3
6:43 – distracted by something shiny “Shiiiiiiiinnnyyyyyyy”
7:02 – “Oh right, I’m suppose to be studying”
7:07 – “that’s good enough for today”
7:08 – admired the shiny object some more
7:11 – decided to polish it with Windex
7:13 – tasted some Windex (at least I don’t drink coffee)
7:15 – food
7:21 – You know it…tea!!
7:25 – wrote in my journal (ie diary…but journal sounds less girly)
7:36 – another “quick” check of facebook
8:21 – logged out of facebook
8:22 – checked blogs (mine and ones I follow)
8:30 – stared into empty space
8:38 – complained to a friend about never having enough time to do anything
8:43 – more tea (what? It’s good)
8:49 – watched a movie (chick flick, eugh)
10:39 – brushed teeth
10:43 – prayed and read the Bible…just kidding
10:43 – fantasized about Adrien Brody
11:57 – went to sleep
12:20am – got up to pee
12:22 – went back to sleep

Monday, February 8, 2010

Diary Excerpt 3: Spell Check is Evil Anyway

Wednesday. November 18, 2009

You know you're tired when you spend ten minutes trying to force a 'g' into individualized. You know you're really tired when after spell check suggests the correct spelling you think to yourself - well, that can't be the word I'm looking for, it has no 'g' in it!

Today's entree was brought to you by the letter G.

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I am happy to report that I have since learned the difference between "entree" and "entry".

Thursday, February 4, 2010