Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Safety Announcement

Welcome to the Internet. Please keep your back in a slouched position and your brain off at all times. In the unlikely event that your computer stops working, your cell phone may be used as an emergency surfing device. In the case of a sudden drop in entertainment, memes will descend onto your networks. Spread the memes. If you are surfing with a small child or with a person in need of assistance, spread the memes on your blogs and twitter first before assisting them with theirs. Emergency exit is located on the power button on your computer. We hope you have a pleasant stay and we thank you for choosing us as the means of wasting your time.